Where's Carnac the Magnificent when you need him???
He could take care of divining the voter intent!!!

"Feed the Chads to my Camel Herd!!"
"I'll figure out what the voters said!!!"

You don't like that???? Well....
"May a crazed sultan force you into mouth-to-mouth resuscitation with a sick lizard!!"

Segments from the Carnac skits!