Examples of Intentional Obfuscational Wordsmithing

1.  Informational Packratologist  (Readability ranges from 42 to 70 depending on which Fog Index calculator used)

      Any individual practicing sub-specialization, Professional or otherwise, having the directly
      inescapable propensity towards obdurately accumulating masses of innumerable
      subcategories of information; (whether digitally stored media within a hyper-systematized
      computational device having perpetually increasing drive space, or whether manually stored
      in paper format) WHO; by virtue of the collective influence of certain potential neuropsycho-
      pathological presences of various indeterminate, pre-existing or developmental behavioral
      characteristic profiles embedded with high degrees of intensive associational affinity with
      obsessive-compulsive disorder, exhibiting any variant subcategory within the embodiments
      of those specific behaviors commensurate with the apparently materializational manifestation
      of the phenomenon of quite intentionally evading any activities or otherwise exhibiting suitably
      motivated collateral eschewance of associated projects that have the actual, presumed, or
      intimated directionally gravitated affiliation towards having a clean attribute  categorization.

      Identification Criteria

     The accumulations that follow the activities of the aforedescribed Informational Packratologist
     are considered primary sequelia of these activities; yet these activities are considered to be
     secondary sequelia to the neuropsychological attributes of the sub-specialist in his/her practices,
     both private and public domain; regardless of the cover of implied professionalism; or, contrariwise,
     the apparent lack therof.

     Occupational Retitlement Opportunity

   The subspecialization thus aforedescribed henceforth opportunistically qualifies for the
     individual to parallelistically assimilate the title of:

    Professor of Eminence in Obfuscational Language and Literature!

 

2. A Special Disclaimer!  Confidentiality Cover Letter!!  (Readability range is 42.5 - 62.53).

 

 

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